Selected news with commentary.
Scientists recently determined that men become depressed in their 40's; 44 to be exact. They've decided that this is due to the realization that we cannot be a Nobel Prize winner or General Manager or our company. Just when I thought that I'd come to grips with the fact that I may not ever be elected president, there's more to be depressed about.
Things that make you go "Hmmm!" How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Politics! A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New
York. " I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights
do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up
every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly!
Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally
offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" The reply? "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal".
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