Selected news with commentary.
Scientists recently determined that men become depressed in their 40's; 44 to be exact. They've decided that this is due to the realization that we cannot be a Nobel Prize winner or General Manager or our company. Just when I thought that I'd come to grips with the fact that I may not ever be elected president, there's more to be depressed about.
Things that make you go "Hmmm!" Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Politics! I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I
asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these
planes have numbers on them.