Selected news with commentary.
Scientists recently determined that men become depressed in their 40's; 44 to be exact. They've decided that this is due to the realization that we cannot be a Nobel Prize winner or General Manager or our company. Just when I thought that I'd come to grips with the fact that I may not ever be elected president, there's more to be depressed about.
Things that make you go "Hmmm!" Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Politics! An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from
Detroit left at 8:30 a.m. and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of
Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she
bought that.